It's Finally Here! - RiffTube #1

Everyone, today's Friday.  Not only does that mark the day of my current fan fiction, Yu-Gi-Oh! 6W's, being updated, but it also marks the day of The Psychotic Blog of Psychid's very first-ever...

RiffTube

Here, we take five of YouTube's many videos, most of them bad to God-awful, and I, the amazing Psychid, adds some snarky commentary to them!  It's just that simple, and will provide almost anyone with plenty of laughs!  But remember: not all the featured videos will be bad.  Such videos will receive a hint of snarkiness, though not as harsh as the others.

Alright, here we go!

1. all justin bieber haters suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember "watching" this video just this Monday.  Note how I put "watching" in quotation marks, given the fact I didn't actually "watch" it, but rather read the comments to see how awful it truly was.  ...But I must say; this video was half as ill-received as its meme counterpart.  But it was still as ill-received, and it's just as unmotivational.

Lady, I'll have you know that I'm a Kanye West fan (I'm serious about this), and you don't see me acting like a fan-bitch about it!

2. Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust - Trailer

I'm sure everyone's familiar with Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust at this point.  It was one of the worst video games ever created, noting its glitches, its repetitive gameplay, and its humor so atrocious, I'm sure even Jeff Dunham would disapprove of it.  And yet, for some reason unknown to man, I find myself to enjoy this trailer of the game (in particular).  I don't know why, but I do.

And yes, I modeled my avatar after Larry Loveage from that game in particular.  I only did it because this Larry bears a striking resemblance to me in real life (er, kind of).

3. The Yum Yums Theme Song

A cartoon whose overall theme revolves around foods and sweets that are unhealthy for children everywhere, whose introduction would lead almost anyone to insanity.  Just what this world needs.

Also, if I'm correct, only one episode of The Yum Yums was created.  God, I hope I'm right.

4. Grandmother Prays For Sick Puppet

"Flu bug, pack your bag and go!"  Hey, next time I have something like salmonella poisoning, I'll just say something like: "Hey, salmonella poisoning!  Why don't you kindly piss off and find some other sucker to infect?"  That'll cure me much faster than today's modern medicine!

And this week's final video...

5. Bucky and Pepito - The Vexin' Texan

(NOTE: The cartoon will be found around 3:50-ish.)

Aside from the Chinese jackrabbit, I don't really see how Bucky and Pepito is that bad to a point where it's one of the worst cartoons ever made.

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And that's all the time we have for this blog's very first-ever RiffTube!  Apologies goes to anyone who may have been offended by what I've commented in some of these videos (more specifically video number four).  Still, I hope you all enjoyed it!

Expect more RiffTube next Friday!  See you then!